he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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