I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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