well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
