he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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