You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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