Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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