just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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