I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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