She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet