My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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