I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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