youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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