I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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