have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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