i permit you to call me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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