Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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