i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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