oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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