I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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