I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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