She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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