I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
FUCK WHALES
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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