How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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