I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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