Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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