Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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