Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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