at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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