on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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