Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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