Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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