Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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