He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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