We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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