I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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