So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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