I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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