Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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