Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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