I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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