We won't sleep together?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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