where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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