careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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