Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I think people are normalizing furries
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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