So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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