If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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