why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
