Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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