Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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