Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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