I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
They left me at home... I'm a liability
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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