I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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