woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
honey bunches of taint.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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