didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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