i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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